you know you’re really fucked in a scary movie when the crucifix falls over
like there goes jesus
even jesus is done with this shit
"2 spooky 4 me"
*parkours off the mantlepiece*
((Except parkour is not a verb. It comes the original French Le Parcours “the course.” It is a noun. Stop.))
*parkours into your room and knocks your shit over* no one cares
fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.
This was beautiful to read
i’ve never understood why ‘manslaughter’ is the name for a lesser charge than murder.
manslaughter sounds like you fuckin chopped someone into pieces with a rusty axe and fed them to your dog.